2008,  Games & Fun Stuff

Name that Movie

It’s just like my song lyrics game but this time it’s movies. Movies I like. Can you tell I’m bored?!

  1. MY GIRL-Feel My aura/I don’t think I’m allowed to.
  2. GLADIATOR – I knew a man once who said, “Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.”/I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?/You must know. He was your father.
  3. AMERICAN HISTORY X-Alright, relax let me ask you a few questions./I’m not in the mood I got a lot of homework to do/Tell me some of the shit you’ve learned fuckass before I pistol whip you/Ok, I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed/Cut the shit
  4. THE NOTEBOOK-I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I’ve led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who’s ever lived: I’ve loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough.
  5. SCREAM-Who’s there?/Never say “who’s there?” Don’t you watch scary movies? It’s a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
  6. SLEEPING BEAUTY-I’d like to turn her into a fat ol’ hop toad./Now, dear, that isn’t a very nice thing to say./Besides, we can’t. You know our magic doesn’t work that way./ It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness/Well, *that* would make me happy.
  7. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS-First principles. Simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?/He kills women…/No. That is incidental. What is the first and principal thing he does? What needs does he serve by killing?/Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir…/No! He covets. That is his nature. And how do we begin to covet, Clarice? Do we seek out things to covet? Make an effort to answer now./No. We just…/No. We begin by coveting what we see every day. Don’t you feel eyes moving over your body, Clarice? And don’t your eyes seek out the things you want?
  8. FORREST GUMP-Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
  9. AMITYVILLE HORROR-Houses don’t kill people. People kill people.
  10. FIGHT CLUB-You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?/So you can breathe/Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows/That’s, um… That’s an interesting theory.
  11. REMEMBER THE TITANS-We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and i will break my foot off in your John Brown hind parts and then you will run a mile. Perfection. Let’s go to work.
  12. SUPERBAD-I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. – excuse my language. I’m just saying that I wash and dry; I’m like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke – no offense – it’s just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it’s bullshit – and I’m sorry. I’m not putting down your profession, but it’s just the way I feel. I don’t want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food – no offense – and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There’s three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin’ break! I’m sorry for cursing.
  13. TRANSFORMERS-Get out of the car/Wait a minute? I thought you said “the car chooses its owner.”/Yeah well sometimes they pick a driver with a cheap ass father. Now this car over here…
  14. DAZED AND CONFUSED-All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life – remind me to kill myself.
  15. LION KING-Everything the light touches… But what about that shadowy place?/That’s beyond our borders. You must never go there
  16. SWEET HOME ALABAMA-What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?/So I can kiss you anytime I want.
  17. THE LITTLE MERMAID-I haven’t seen this in years, this is wonderful/ What is it?/A banded, bulbous snarfblatt/Ooooooh/Now the snarfblatt dates back to prehysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music
  18. JUNO-You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.
  19. BUTTERFLY EFFECT-What time is it?/It’s time for you to do what I tell you to do…/rong answer fuck bag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next 30 seconds you’re gonna open 1 of 2 doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood./What’s happening, how are you doing this?/It’ll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell. Whos’ only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father. Ultimately… it’ll lead to her suicide. Nice Work Daddy
  20. POLAR EXPRESS-What exactly is your persuasion on the Big Man, since you brought him up/I want to believe, but…/But you don’t want to be bamboozled. You don’t want to be led down the primrose path. You don’t want to be conned or duped. Hoodwinked. You don’t want the wool pulled over you eyes. Railroaded. Seeing is believing. Am I right?


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