I found this to be amusing. Splash Mountain is such a great ride. Classic. I even managed to find the strength to let go of the bar and throw my hands in the air just as I dropped 5 or so storeys. Adrenaline is a wonderful thing.
Splash Mountain: Everybody’s got a laughing place to go-go-go-woah! You are a romp through folk lore from the old south, a cheery log ride that is always pleasant despite such unfortunate circumstances like a five story drop into a briar patch that proves to be more fun than scary. You are casual, friend, warm, and inviting, if a little reckless, it’s always a zip-ee-dee-do-dah day for you even when you get yourself into some mighty steep trouble. What movie you sprung from, Disney doesn’t like to tell, some consider it racist, but never you mind, the critters inside of you (previously stars of ‘America Sings’) are always cute and you are just here to have a good time. You love the camera and you live life to your fullest, your thinking is that if ‘you WILL get wet’ you might as well sieze the day!