Goober

It’s the eye of the tiger.It’s the elephant in the room no one speaks of.

It’s all around. It’s everywhere. It’s all encompassing.

It’s like constantly taunting me.

I’m going to call it….call it….Goober.

Yes, Goober. This is the word I’m going to use.

It’s now a part of *my* lexicon.

This feeling of Goober is slightly on the ridiculous side. Hence why the word is so ingenious.